Never Touch a Monster

Geralt of Rivia is on a mission to save his ward, Ciri, and with her the world, in this third novel in the bestselling Witcher series that inspired the Netflix show and video games.

A family goes out to dinner at a diner and gets a monstrous meal. Blue chicken? It was fine a month ago. Cheese full of bugs? The chef roars out the kitchen door when the shrieking begins and thank goodness, there’s a human diner just next door. Whew! I thought we were going to have to eat those hairy pears! Rhyming and revolting and great for early readers who want some disgusting pictures and a whole pot full of laughs.